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Weekly Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscopes

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For the Active signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn): Your life may be full of days spent speeding down the highway toward sweet destiny, but Monday and Tuesday aren't among them. You're moving in the direction of destiny, sure, but the pace would be more accurately described as that of an infant on all fours. The crawl intensifies to something more like a healthy jog on Wednesday and Thursday, but it's difficult to keep your legs pumping, since you spend much of your time holding a cell phone to your ear. Friday and Saturday are days of clarity and catharsis and possibly family time. Sunday's romantic.



For the Determined signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius): The intensity is remarkable. You had a sense that something was developing between you two, but on Monday and Tuesday, it's undeniable. Whether this is someone you just met or someone you've known for a while, a new leaf is turning, and you're talking about it. Wednesday and Thursday affect you in funny ways. You're running around like crazy. There's no particular hurry, but you're in a hurry -- it's completely out of character for you. Friday and Saturday, try to explain it all to a friend, maybe over dinner. Convey your excitement, then spend Sunday dwelling on you-know-who.




For the Flexible signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces): Put on your high-caliber goggles and take a very close look at what's going on. Monday and Tuesday, clarity is a prevailing theme, and the main obstacle in achieving it is the presence of busybodies. Like so many bumblebees, they create a commotion about things that can only be described as irrelevant. False information abounds. Wednesday and Thursday, break out of your zone a bit to interact with others, but know that the most useful conversations you're going to have will be with strangers. This weekend, you'd be wise to come up with ways of entertaining yourself that don't involve money.

 

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